Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Political Super Bowl: Election Day 2008

Now, I never intended for this blog to be a political sounding board, and I'm not about to start now. But I'd be hard-pressed to make an entry for today and not talk about my impressions on the national elections.

Coverage of the long lines, voting machine malfunctions and voter fraud legal preparations had begun several days before today. And it was true that there were long lines in many places, but as the evening went on, reports started coming in that polling stations were eerily quiet, and there had been (barring a few rather sinister text messages telling all Democrats and Obama supporters to vote on Wednesday) no real incidents to speak of. Far cry from the mayhem of recent elections.

I briefly stopped by WalMart to pick up some diapers and fill up the car. There was a rush on the gas pump on false reports that an Obama victory would drive gas prices up by as much as $2 this week. People, people... Economics 101: the price of a good or service is generally reactionary, meaning that it goes up BECAUSE of a rush. On the flip side of that, if you DON'T rush, the price will not jump. There were some people at the pump filling all their car gas tanks and storage jugs and large water dispenser bottles with gasoline. When I went inside for diapers, there was a mob of people in the sporting good section. Apparently there was a run on firearms and ammunition as well, on fears that all the guns were going to be taken away tomorrow. Only in Texas... Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.

Poor D was sick, so we spent most of the evening upstairs on the futon watching election coverage on the various news outlets. I was pretty amazed at how different the tone of the various agencies were:
-NBC affiliate had a fluffy feel-good coverage/interview with several people on the Obama team. When they cut to the local coverage, they had one happy, upbeat reporter at the off-the-hook Obama watch party downtown and one relatively unhappy-looking reporter at the nearly empty bar-and-grill hosting the McCain watch party.
-Fox coverage was not reporting any projection numbers that put Obama ahead for a good 2-3 hours into the count. As a result, their numbers had McCain ahead for a little while, even while it was pretty clear the race was over in several states. In addition to their right-leaning reporting of the events unfolding, they had some pretty incendiary commentary.
-ABC tried their best to be balanced by pairing Sam Donaldson with Rick Klein, but Sam went on too many bitter side-topics, grilled the liberal guests, and told too many stories of yesteryear and the old glory days for the more liberal Rick, or any of the other guest analysts, to say much.
-And, as always, I followed the Comedy Central coverage as well. As silly as it sounds, I have found that they have the most balanced (read: all are mocked equally :P ) coverage available at just about any time, despite being mostly satire. The facts that the satire is built on are easy to pick up and you're left with factual coverage and intelligent humor and commentary. More than I felt I got from the fluffy-feel-good or the fire-n-brimstone coverage. Ironic that it comes from a comedy channel. I've watched election coverage on Comedy Central since the 2000 race and have yet to be disappointed.

The night, as we all know, was called for Obama pretty early on, and just after the west coast closed shop, McCain appeared to make a speech. I, as probably was most of America, was expecting him to say that it wasn't over, and that they were going to investigate possible voter fraud and this, that and the other thing. Instead, he delivered an eloquent, gracious concession speech. On top of that, when he mentioned Obama by name, and the crowd cried its usual boo, he quieted them. Not once, but twice. In my opinion, that spoke very highly of him as a gentleman, a soldier and a patriot to gracefully bow out and say what he did. On the flip side, I found Obama's speech to be too close to an inaugural address for the moment. I mean, it was an awesome speech, and he's been known for his rhetorical flair, I just thought it was a little heavy for the moment. Except for the part where he said his daughters could finally have their puppy. :)

Regardless of whether you liked the outcome of the night or not, I'd ask you to pray for our next president, his advisors, and our country.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Weekend Intelligence: Happy Halloween!

I love Halloween. Next to Christmas and Easter (for obvious reasons), it is my favorite holiday. I consider it MY holiday. So, in typical weekend intelligence fashion, here are the highlights!

Halloween!

Yup, that's the big highlight of the weekend. I got home a little early from work, and got all the decorations out for the evening. The door archway was laced with orange cluster lights, a blacklight was set in the front door light fixture and a foam jack-o-lantern sat on the doorstep. In the front window, we had purple cluster lights strung and hanging low with a drape of creepy netting-like cloth and a blacklight to set it off. The bushes in the front had a fog machine and a strobe light in them, two large tombstones and some graveyard fencing. A jolly roger and a scary wide-eyed face were carved out of some pumpkins and sat by the tree. The whole setup was topped off with a small stereo playing an endless CD of creepy sounds and people screaming. As for costumes, we all went as pirates this year: I have a pirate costume I've had for years now, Colin decided to get a pirate costume, we bought a cute pirate costume for Clara, and D was able to get a costume for the first time in years.

The daylight picture doesn't do it so much justice, but you could see the house from the corner of the block after sunset! The house was so creepy, that some of the littler kids were too scared to come up to the doorstep. People took pictures of the house and pictures of Clara and picture of them with me and my big bottle of rum! As for taking the kids around, I took Clara down one side of the street before sunset, and she got all worn out and needed me to carry her back. After she got a "taste" of why we were going door-to-door, she went out with D for a second go around after dark, and made out like a bandit. Hell, some houses let her take handfuls of candy out of the bowl by herself. That's right, give the Cute One all of your candy, humans. :P Colin went out with a bunch of his friends before I could get back with Clara, and still made out like a bandit.

While they were all out, I held down the fort: reassuring scared little kids that it was all fun and scaring high-schoolers that came to the door. One of them knocked and I opened the door from a hiding spot in the downstairs bathroom. When he was all "WTF" I slammed the door shut and got a decent shriek outta him. Was sure to give him candy. Another one I pounded on and yelled from the other side of the door, then said in a scruffy, pirate voice, "Who let ye out? Git back in yer cage afore I whip yer agin!" just before opening the door. The two girls were visibly shaken LOL. The way I see it, if you're gonna go trick-or-treating as a teenager, you gotta A) be ready to explain your costume if you're not really dressed up and B) be ready to take a little bit of harmless trickery. ;P

At any rate, a good showing in our neighborhood, the kids were coming starting around 7 and didn't completely let up until about 10, when we did a quick tear-down before any real witching hour mischief could happen. With Halloween on the decline in recent years, I find it comforting to see it so alive and well in my neighborhood. For all you photophiles reading this, here is the link to the photobucket album for this years Halloween.

Got several on-site assignments this upcoming week, as well as the national elections and typical daily craziness. Hopefully I'll get in a word edgewise. ^^