Ain't Life Grand: Lights Out

I was onsite for a client we have in the county courthouse a few day ago. After getting waved through security, I stopped off at the boys' room and took a stall.

I know, I know. TMI. Just listen.

While taking care of business, a very loud man entered, grumbled something about damn kids today, burped and loudly relieved himself, left without washing his hands and turned the light out on his way out, all while I was midflight. "Seriously?" I asked out loud. I sat there for five minutes in the dark until someone came in and turned the lights on. I thanked them from inside the stall, which startled them right back out the door. At least they left the light on....

Moral of the story: Shit doesn't always go down the way you expect it should, but it usually works out all right in the end. Ain't life grand?